Bonke

BONKE is a genius crypto trader. When the market dipped, BONKE’s temper flared hotter than a GPU mining rig. He’d pound his chest, scream at the charts, and occasionally throw a banana at his monitor.

Yet, beneath his gruff exterior, BONKE harbored a secret. Every night, he help struggling traders. He’d send anonymous tips, whispering in their Discord or Telegram channels like a benevolent ghost. “Buy the dip,” he’d say. Or, “HODL, my friend.” And miraculously, those who followed his advice always have a green portfolio.

Rumors swirled that PONKE was the evil twin of BONKE—a reflection of his crypto-rich alter ego. But BONKE neither confirmed nor denied the connection. Instead, he’d chuckle and say, “PONKE? Oh, he’s just a distant cousin. We share a love for bananas.